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a story from back when

Wed May 27, 2009, 3:23 PM
once in grade school we went to see a movie dubbed in french at the theatre and all my classmates sitting to the right of me put their drinks in their left cupholder and everyone to my left put their drinks in their right cup holder so i had no place to put my drink. i asked them to shift their drinks one cup holder over to free one for me but they couldn't even grant me this small wish so i left my drink on the floor. i had no friends in my class and ended up sitting next to the slobby unpopular kid who i had to share popcorn with. i realized as he ate his popcorn he sorta made out with his hand, so his slobber would transfer to his fingers which would then grab more popcorn. the popcorn became his after i realized that some popcorn kernels were soggy. after he finished the bag, the teacher collected it and revealed a second round of popcorn to continue our sharing experience. after the movie the slobber kid made fun of me for losing at air hockey against the quiet girl with tourette's syndrome. she had spilled my drink walking down the aisle heading to the bathroom 10 minutes into the movie. it was an average day.

my gallery is now sorted into categories.

links
-these are beautiful shirts from china. they are the kind of shirts completely covered with a print
-uer is an urban exploration website featuring abandoned places near you to break into and discover
-my friend is a drummer in a band whose new album is out. they make excellent rock music.

  • Mood: Hungry
  • Listening to: the gospel, alina orlova, oorutaichi
  • Watching: mysterious skin, grindhouse, the shining
  • Playing: braid demo

oi

Mon Apr 13, 2009, 12:01 PM
hello. i've reserved my productivity for school in the past weeks so i haven't made anything worth uploading. i have no big projects but a whole bunch of little things i'd like to get done in a month from now. my three year old video loop 'metrobolt' [link] has experienced a surge in traffic and i don't know where it is coming from. maybe it is my keywords. if this is what you people like i suppose i can do some more with the same style. my recent works have seen few hits and the more effort i put into something the fewer people care. i used to be skilled and talented. oh well. anyway i hope my acquaintances here are doing fine, hello everyone.

things i've found:
[link] adobe gripes. a fellow runs a blog demonstrating the quality of adobe's software. this site cheers me up because i know others suffer with me.
[link] rumplo. cool shirts.
[link] adam carolla's podcast. many familiar people are guests on it.

  • Mood: Mesmerized
  • Listening to: client, mc chris, moderat, clues
  • Watching: rescuers down under, minghags, man on wire

technological progression proclamation

Tue Jan 13, 2009, 7:57 PM
hi. happy new year. new animation is up [link] so watch it.
lately i've been expanding my ideas about how i think operating systems can be improved in terms of how users communicate with the system. how does the user interact with computers and how can that be improved to make the experience as painless and efficient as possible. i've come up with a few ideas, but nothing substantial. i think that we should rethink the way programs, windows and files are presented on the screen and maybe consider a completely different user interface. one that isn't based on real world objects like buttons, pages, files and folders.
performance is an issue causing lost productivity and what is to blame for poor performance? hardware is no longer the problem, we now have 2tb hard drives, 8 gb of ram and incredible processors even for laptops. there should be no reason why a computer should lag even for a second when i put in a disc in my optical drive. even a computer with a two core cpu lags when an external drive is being read. i think it is software that is slowing us down. we have this great new hardware, but software can't catch up to play along. i hope those fellows in IT get their stuff together. but i'm just a bitchy asshole:

a strange thing i noticed is people's inability to adopt computers and technology even when it would benefit them. i was at a restaurant and at the entrance there is the host's little desk and on the desk is a widescreen lcd screen with a slideshow of pictures of the restaurant. as if a slideshow is going to help me see the restaurant considering I'M INSIDE OF IT. after waiting over five minutes to be seated we realized they were having problems sorting their reservations and tables. to keep track of reservations they were using paper, pencil and a fluorescent marker. the list was filled with crossed off names, arrows and the set up wasn't even lit properly. the host and servers were flipping through the pages in confusion. instead of using the computer and lcd screen to present pictures of the restaurant the guests are already in, why not use the computer for tracking reservations and occupied tables? they could use anything from a spreadsheet program to a modern application showing the layout of the restaurant's floor, along with numbered tables, occupied tables, when the table was reserved and so on.
why do many offices, especially doctor's offices have these mammoth file cabinets that can easily be destroyed in a fire, when all they require is a laptop? if i were to estimate, written text for 10,000 patients at 10,000 words each would come out to about 1 GiB of storage. that kind of storage can be purchased virtually for free and the doctors and secretaries can each carry an encrypted copy of all the patient's files anywhere they go. this has the potential to save floor space, paper, ink, paperclips and the ugly, expensive file cabinets and other assorted trash that comes with physical data storage. this isn't anything new, though. 15 years ago one could obtain 1gb of storage and the necessary software to eliminate any need for huge file cabinets. why do we still do this? why do we still use shit like fax machines? why do we still get our bills and letters by mail? i don't believe it is a matter of usability or insufficiency. it may have been the reason decades ago, but now i think it's just incompetence. especially among those who were not exposed to computers when they were young. most people don't want to learn new things even though it would save them money, be more secure, managed, environmentally friendly, among other things in the long run.
i really am starting to believe that only legislation and public programs can get people to start using modern equipment. imagine if there were a law passed that declared the sale of fax machines illegal and their use banned by 2010. consider it a 'technologically progressive' law, much like the phasing out of analog signals for antenna television. along with this law could be a recycling program to pick up the trash these machines would leave behind. so as of 1 january 2010 fax machines would cease to work. the low frequency signals these fax machines transmit across phone lines would be blocked and everyone would begin to use it's far, far, greater alternative: email. email would finally be used as it was intended, to send and recieve any written document, picture or file. during the year 2009, those who have failed to familiarize themselves with email apps would do so and be ready by the end of the year to make permanent use of them. as time goes on and desktop computers continue to shrink in size, we can begin a phase out of landline telephones and cable television. this would move just about all communications to the internet services like youtube, itunes and skype and other IM services. television stations would either be phased out, or broadcast online only. wouldn't that be nice? this i think is a speedy way to promote the use of modern technology among the general population. the benefits could be great, and if they are i think it should be considered. invoices and bills sent by mail could also be outlawed. even today there is no reason to ever get a bill in the mail or even have to leave the house to pay it. eventually it shouldn't even be an option. am i being a fascist asshole who's allergic to anything and everything?, or do i have some reason to promote internet usage when it would simplify everything? think of it this way: you'll never have to lick another envelope, dial another 10 digit (or longer) number manually, get a paper cut or get pinched by a binder ever again. if enough people hate this too, let's just put an end to it and literally force those who continue to send us shit by fax to quit it.


links:
[link] eskimo lapin. collective from massachusetts usa
[link] learn to lucid dream
[link] viceland. for bourgeois faggots
[link] 1.5tb hard drives cost nothing now. if you still have a file cabinet, seek assistance.
[link] a page about fricassee

  • Mood: Mesmerized
  • Listening to: coconot, amadou & miriam, circlesquare
  • Watching: delicatessen, gummo, 1984
  • Playing: tapdefense

we are the future internet veterans

Mon Nov 17, 2008, 7:10 PM
hello. nothing constructive to say really. i've rediscovered my interest in flash animation so i just finished off a creation called 'arg-20' i dunno what it is really. it's in my gallery. as always i have stuff queued to complete that will get lots of attention once winter begins and the city begins to hibernate and travel within the tunnels underground. we are future mole people and the fate of montrealers is ultimately evolving into mole-like humans. you heard it here first.

i also registered the domain 'internetveterans.org'. it will most likely be nothing, but it would be neat if it could become a site for internet veterans like ourselves to discuss the internet and how we raised it so well. it'll just be a forum of people saying 'man, the internet is different now' and it could be politically active in protecting free speech and net neutrality. oh the possibilities.

links:
[link] tineye. this lets you search the internet using an image. they are cool.
[link] han hoogerbrugge
[link] this site has tv show torrents. i never use it but it's great.
[link] this is my friend's band, they have a fine new song.
[link] namecheap is my godaddy replacement. godaddy can eat poo, because even though they are the largest host on whole of internets they still find it necessary to shove 'special offers' and crap down their customer's throats. i do not respect that.
[link] dropbox is a nice clean, ad free site that gives you 2gb of free space and in addition a cross platform app that works flawlessly. no longer are usb drives/keys needed.

peace

  • Mood: Pleased
  • Listening to: thanassis papakonstantinou, capitol k
  • Watching: south park, bizarre foods, the story of india
  • Drinking: yes

reuter++

Mon Sep 22, 2008, 3:35 PM
sup homies, happy equinox.
don't worry, i have not forgotten about you bitches. just dusting off the old journal and saying hello. school has started for me and it is going swimmingly. i'm pacing my way through the animation i'm working on and will post a screencap of it sometime before it's done. no new deviations for now, but i will give yous a first taste of my school work and some pages of my sketchbook if i have the time.

links
the last guy [link]
aviary [link]
in light of local elections, here are some politics: [link]
dropbox [link]
the science club [link]

  • Mood: Pleased
  • Listening to: tobacco, services, leila
  • Reading: politics
  • Watching: are you afraid of the dark

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