once in grade school we went to see a movie dubbed in french at the theatre and all my classmates sitting to the right of me put their drinks in their left cupholder and everyone to my left put their drinks in their right cup holder so i had no place to put my drink. i asked them to shift their drinks one cup holder over to free one for me but they couldn't even grant me this small wish so i left my drink on the floor. i had no friends in my class and ended up sitting next to the slobby unpopular kid who i had to share popcorn with. i realized as he ate his popcorn he sorta made out with his hand, so his slobber would transfer to his fingers which would then grab more popcorn. the popcorn became his after i realized that some popcorn kernels were soggy. after he finished the bag, the teacher collected it and revealed a second round of popcorn to continue our sharing experience. after the movie the slobber kid made fun of me for losing at air hockey against the quiet girl with tourette's syndrome. she had spilled my drink walking down the aisle heading to the bathroom 10 minutes into the movie. it was an average day.
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links
-these are
beautiful shirts from china. they are the kind of shirts completely covered with a print
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uer is an urban exploration website featuring abandoned places near you to break into and discover
-my friend is a drummer
in a band whose new album is out. they make excellent rock music.
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